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PEBMAC - Problem Exists Between Mouse And Chair
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PEBDAC - Problem Exists Between Desk And Chair
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PICNOC - Problem In Chair, Not On Computer
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PBKAC++ - Problem Between Keyboard And Chair, Again
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RTFQ - Read The F...... Question
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PIBCAK - Problem Is Between Chair And Keyboard
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PICNIC - Problem exists between computer and chair
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I reboot things until they respect me.
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I translate “it’s broken” into English.
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I prevent you from printing to the break room toaster.
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I say “try now” like a magician.
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I turn “oops” into “all good.”
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I rescue files you swore you saved.
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I click the thing you were afraid to click.
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I’m what stands between you and a factory reset.
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I keep backups so you can keep mistakes.
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I reboot your PC and your outlook on life.
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I prevent you from emailing the entire company.
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I find the Any key.
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I make USB plug in right on the third try.
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I speak printer in three dialects.
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I ask “is it plugged in?” politely.
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I keep the help in helpdesk.
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I change nothing and somehow fix everything.
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I’m why “try it now” just works.
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I make drag-and-drop stop doing parkour.
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I press the right key at the right time-so you don’t have to.
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Tech support: translating “it broke” into English daily.
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Tech support: because “did you reboot?” needs a specialist.
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Tech support: we click where you were afraid to.
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Tech support: professional button pressers.
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Tech support: we read the manual so you don’t have to.
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Tech support: changing nothing and fixing everything.
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Tech support: we find the Any key.
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Tech support: keeping smoke inside the hardware.
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Tech support: professionals at “try now.”
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Tech support: because the cloud can’t answer your call.
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Tech support: pressing the right key, on purpose.
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Tech support: your device’s favorite adult.
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Tech support: the reason the office isn’t on fire.
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Tech support: duct tape for your digital life.
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Tech support: the first responders of “oops.”
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Tech support: the reason Outlook still invites you.
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Tech support: undoing what “click here” did.
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Tech support: where “five minutes” becomes a miracle.
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“It’s only five minutes” - famous last words.
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I’ll prioritize that after lunch (next week).
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Password1? Try “Nope2.”
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“Forgot password?” Never heard of her.
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Stop! Collaborate and authenticate.
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Hash me outside; how ‘bout dat.
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I lock it like it’s hot.
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My password has more special characters than I do.
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Keep calm and don’t click.
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Human.exe has crashed.
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Rebooted. Still weird.
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I break things for a living.
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I survived another meeting that could’ve been an email.
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Please hold - I’m updating.
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My job title: professional Googler.
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I rebooted myself today.
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Alt + Tab: my escape plan.
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Mondays should come with an undo button.
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My office chair knows too much.
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Weekend loading… please wait.
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My Wi-Fi’s name is DropItLikeItHotspot.
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Cybersecurity: because users exist.
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Don’t click it - you’ll regret it.
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Phish happens.
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Your link looks suspicious. So do you.
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Weekend ETA: never soon enough.
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Click slowly. Think faster.
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I prefer my links unclicked.
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Weekend.exe initializing… please wait.
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My cat is my project manager.
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CTRL yourself.
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Rate-limited by meetings.
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Internet explorer in human form.
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I miss the 56k handshake.
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Notifications: 999+, will ignore.
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Born to scroll, forced to work.
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You had me at “Hello, World.”
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Keep calm and restart.
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My status: “It worked on my machine.”
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Password: incorrect.
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I love you, but not enough to click that link.
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Data breach survivor.
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Keyboard smashing is a valid solution.
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Code like it’s 1999.
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My job title: digital firefighter.
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Ctrl + S before every prayer.
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Team meeting? I thought you said meme meeting.
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I fix computers, not people.
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I’ve seen things in logs you wouldn’t believe.
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“Quick question” - the scariest phrase in tech.
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I have a PhD in pretending to understand requirements.
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My cables are more organized than my life.
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Keep calm and run fsck.
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In a world full of variables, be a constant.
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I miss MSN Messenger.
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My Wi-Fi’s name is “GetYourOwn.”
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Offline is the new luxury.
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There’s no place like 127.0.0.1
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I turned it off and on again.
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I void warranties.
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Tech support: because magic isn’t real.
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I speak fluent binary.
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Reboot and carry on.
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Got root?
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I survived dial-up.
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Works on my machine.
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I see dead pixels.
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You had me at “fiber internet.”
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Password123 was a bad idea.
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Don’t feed the phishing attempts.
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You had me at “zero trust.”
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Did you try turning it off and on again?
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Authorized personnel only (that’s me).
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Let me just remote in real quick.
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Because someone has to reset your password.
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I can’t fix stupid - but I can reboot it.
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If it doesn’t move and should - use WD-40.
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I have a PhD in Plug-n-Pray.
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Debugging hardware with my forehead.
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Autocorrect made me do it.
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I miss Clippy.
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I saw it on Reddit, must be true.
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Achievement unlocked: went outside.
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Not all heroes wear capes - some wear hoodies.
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Ping me maybe.
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I see dead servers.
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My favorite color is #000000.
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Have you tried plugging it in?
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The password is always “changeme.”
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Tech support: Making users feel dumb since 1995.
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I fix your tech so you can break it again.
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Baby on board: Future coder.
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IT: Invisible therapy.
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Fixing the unfixable.
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Reboot specialist.
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Helpdesk hero.
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Phish finder.
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WFH warrior.
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Zoom zombie.
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Reboot required.
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Digital dinosaur.
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Tech princess.
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Geek goddess.
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LAN party like it's 1999.
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Got root? I do.
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Floppy disks were my first love.
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I'm a sysadmin, not a miracle worker.
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Keep calm and clear the cache.
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I turned it off and on again... twice.
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Reboot and pray.
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Binary beauty, code cutie.
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Ping me, I’m lonely.
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Tech support: We hear your screams.
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I’m the root of all solutions.
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Bit by bit, I’m the shit.
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Bit by bit, I’m lit.
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Bit by bit, I’m legit.
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Ctrl+Alt+Complete.
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PEBMAC - Problem Exists Between Mouse And Chair
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PEBDAC - Problem Exists Between Desk And Chair
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PICNOC - Problem In Chair, Not On Computer
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PBKAC++ - Problem Between Keyboard And Chair, Again
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RTFQ - Read The F...... Question
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PIBCAK - Problem Is Between Chair And Keyboard
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PICNIC - Problem exists between computer and chair
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I reboot things until they respect me.
-
I translate “it’s broken” into English.
-
I prevent you from printing to the break room toaster.
-
I say “try now” like a magician.
-
I turn “oops” into “all good.”
-
I rescue files you swore you saved.
-
I click the thing you were afraid to click.
-
I’m what stands between you and a factory reset.
-
I keep backups so you can keep mistakes.
-
I reboot your PC and your outlook on life.
-
I prevent you from emailing the entire company.
-
I find the Any key.
-
I make USB plug in right on the third try.
-
I speak printer in three dialects.
-
I ask “is it plugged in?” politely.
-
I keep the help in helpdesk.
-
I change nothing and somehow fix everything.
-
I’m why “try it now” just works.
-
I make drag-and-drop stop doing parkour.
-
I press the right key at the right time-so you don’t have to.
-
Tech support: translating “it broke” into English daily.
-
Tech support: because “did you reboot?” needs a specialist.
-
Tech support: we click where you were afraid to.
-
Tech support: professional button pressers.
-
Tech support: we read the manual so you don’t have to.
-
Tech support: changing nothing and fixing everything.
-
Tech support: we find the Any key.
-
Tech support: keeping smoke inside the hardware.
-
Tech support: professionals at “try now.”
-
Tech support: because the cloud can’t answer your call.
-
Tech support: pressing the right key, on purpose.
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Tech support: your device’s favorite adult.
-
Tech support: the reason the office isn’t on fire.
-
Tech support: duct tape for your digital life.
-
Tech support: the first responders of “oops.”
-
Tech support: the reason Outlook still invites you.
-
Tech support: undoing what “click here” did.
-
Tech support: where “five minutes” becomes a miracle.
-
“It’s only five minutes” - famous last words.
-
I’ll prioritize that after lunch (next week).
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Password1? Try “Nope2.”
-
“Forgot password?” Never heard of her.
-
Stop! Collaborate and authenticate.
-
Hash me outside; how ‘bout dat.
-
I lock it like it’s hot.
-
My password has more special characters than I do.
-
Keep calm and don’t click.
-
Human.exe has crashed.
-
Rebooted. Still weird.
-
I break things for a living.
-
I survived another meeting that could’ve been an email.
-
Please hold - I’m updating.
-
My job title: professional Googler.
-
I rebooted myself today.
-
Alt + Tab: my escape plan.
-
Mondays should come with an undo button.
-
My office chair knows too much.
-
Weekend loading… please wait.
-
My Wi-Fi’s name is DropItLikeItHotspot.
-
Cybersecurity: because users exist.
-
Don’t click it - you’ll regret it.
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Phish happens.
-
Your link looks suspicious. So do you.
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Weekend ETA: never soon enough.
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Click slowly. Think faster.
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I prefer my links unclicked.
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Weekend.exe initializing… please wait.
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My cat is my project manager.
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CTRL yourself.
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Rate-limited by meetings.
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Internet explorer in human form.
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I miss the 56k handshake.
-
Notifications: 999+, will ignore.
-
Born to scroll, forced to work.
-
You had me at “Hello, World.”
-
Keep calm and restart.
-
My status: “It worked on my machine.”
-
Password: incorrect.
-
I love you, but not enough to click that link.
-
Data breach survivor.
-
Keyboard smashing is a valid solution.
-
Code like it’s 1999.
-
My job title: digital firefighter.
-
Ctrl + S before every prayer.
-
Team meeting? I thought you said meme meeting.
-
I fix computers, not people.
-
I’ve seen things in logs you wouldn’t believe.
-
“Quick question” - the scariest phrase in tech.
-
I have a PhD in pretending to understand requirements.
-
My cables are more organized than my life.
-
Keep calm and run fsck.
-
In a world full of variables, be a constant.
-
I miss MSN Messenger.
-
My Wi-Fi’s name is “GetYourOwn.”
-
Offline is the new luxury.
-
There’s no place like 127.0.0.1
-
I turned it off and on again.
-
I void warranties.
-
Tech support: because magic isn’t real.
-
I speak fluent binary.
-
Reboot and carry on.
-
Got root?
-
I survived dial-up.
-
Works on my machine.
-
I see dead pixels.
-
You had me at “fiber internet.”
-
Password123 was a bad idea.
-
Don’t feed the phishing attempts.
-
You had me at “zero trust.”
-
Did you try turning it off and on again?
-
Authorized personnel only (that’s me).
-
Let me just remote in real quick.
-
Because someone has to reset your password.
-
I can’t fix stupid - but I can reboot it.
-
If it doesn’t move and should - use WD-40.
-
I have a PhD in Plug-n-Pray.
-
Debugging hardware with my forehead.
-
Autocorrect made me do it.
-
I miss Clippy.
-
I saw it on Reddit, must be true.
-
Achievement unlocked: went outside.
-
Not all heroes wear capes - some wear hoodies.
-
Ping me maybe.
-
I see dead servers.
-
My favorite color is #000000.
-
Have you tried plugging it in?
-
The password is always “changeme.”
-
Tech support: Making users feel dumb since 1995.
-
I fix your tech so you can break it again.
-
Baby on board: Future coder.
-
IT: Invisible therapy.
-
Fixing the unfixable.
-
Reboot specialist.
-
Helpdesk hero.
-
Phish finder.
-
WFH warrior.
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Zoom zombie.
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Reboot required.
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Digital dinosaur.
-
Tech princess.
-
Geek goddess.
-
LAN party like it's 1999.
-
Got root? I do.
-
Floppy disks were my first love.
-
I'm a sysadmin, not a miracle worker.
-
Keep calm and clear the cache.
-
I turned it off and on again... twice.
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Reboot and pray.
-
Binary beauty, code cutie.
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Ping me, I’m lonely.
-
Tech support: We hear your screams.
-
I’m the root of all solutions.
-
Bit by bit, I’m the shit.
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Bit by bit, I’m lit.
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Bit by bit, I’m legit.
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Ctrl+Alt+Complete.
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